If you decide to play along, please let me know so I visit and learn more about who you are.
I AM...currently sick (and tired).
I WANT… next Wednesday to go well.
I HAVE...more than I ever hoped for.
I KEEP...secrets better than my sister but probably not as well as I should.
I WISH I COULD...worry less.
I HATE...when I lose my temper and say things I don’t mean.
I FEAR...things I can’t control.
I HEAR...the Pete the Cat shoe song playing over and over in my head.
I DON'T THINK… I will ever be a size 6 again, or 31, or caught dancing in a club near a pole (again).
I REGRET...most of my early twenties but not my early thirties.
I LOVE...my family, starches and carbs, naps, hot showers, clean sheets, the beach, strawberry milkshakes from DQ, and the weekend.
I AM NOT...as young as I used to be but certainly a lot wiser (see above).
I DANCE...when nobody’s watching or when I am seriously intoxicated (see above).
I SING...off-key--in the car and to my babies.
I NEVER... turn the light off when I walk out of the bathroom downstairs.
I RARELY...go to Target without buying something.
I CRY WHEN...I think about my babies growing up, when I hear a sad song, and especially when I hear sad songs about babies growing up.
I AM NOT ALWAYS...on time. I try to be but there always seems to be forces conspiring against me.
I HATE THAT…my husband knows it all (or at least he thinks he does).
I'M CONFUSED ABOUT... the whole Tebow controversy, the debt limit ceiling debate, who Chelsea Handler is, and tax forms.
I NEED...more energy and a strawberry milkshake.
I SHOULD...go to bed—right after I harass my sweet, know-it-all-husband until he goes and gets me a milkshake.