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Thursday, August 18, 2011

Inside a Toddler's Mind

A fellow mom of toddlers shared this funny recently. Have a giggle and a great Thursday!





Inside a toddler's mind--

Each "emotion" lasts about 3 seconds:

1. I wanna play with Daddy’s phone.

2. I wanna put on Mommy’s shoes.

3. GET MOMMY’S SHOES OFF MY FEET NOW!

4. I wanna open and close the thermostat.

5. I wanna turn on and off the light on the microwave.

6. Is there anyone here with a phone I haven’t played with yet?

7. I NEED TO PUSH SOME BUTTONS.

8. I wanna pick up the cat by its head.

9. I wanna throw all the toothbrushes in the sink.

10. OH MAN, I’M STARVING.

11. CHEDDAR BUNNIES.

12. I HATE FRUIT.

13. I want out of my chair.

14. I wanna play with the iPad.

15. I wanna go outside. No, I wanna turn the heat on.

16. I wanna take my pants off.

17. I don’t like the shirt I’m wearing.

18. I wanna play with Mommy’s phone.

19. I NEED TO PUSH MORE BUTTONS NOW.

20. I’m thirsty.

21. No, not for that.

22. Yes, perfect, juicebox. I’m gonna squeeze this thing all over myself.

23. Where’s Daddy?

24. Where’s the cat?

25. Where’s Mommy?.

26. SERIOUSLY WHERE’S MOMMY!?

27. Oh my! I think Mommy left forever.

28. Ok, there’s mommy. I want to play with her phone.

29. Hungry again. Never mind.

30. I just remembered not liking these pants. Get them off.

31. STOP TAKING OFF MY PANTS!

32. Wow, I’m starving. I want peas but I don’t know how to tell anyone.

33. Finally, peas. I like throwing these.

34. WHY DO I STILL HAVE THESE PANTS ON?

35. Oh look, a new person. I wonder if they have a phone.

36. I'm tired.

37. I'M NOT TIRED!

38. I wanna go for a walk but I don’t wanna go outside.

39. No, not inside either!

40. I need to push some buttons right now.

41. I hate this diaper.

42. My eyes itch.

43. WOW! Is this my toe?

44. STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF!

45. I hate these pants.

46. This shirt itches.

47. I’m tired.

48. Stop asking me if I’m tired.

49. Where’s that toy that goes beep?

50. I wanna take a bath in my clothes.

51. Put on my favorite song.

52. Where’s the cat?

53. What is UP with my shirt?

54. Did I just hear a dog bark?

55. YOU DID NOT JUST TRY TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AGAIN!

56. I wanna see a dog.

57. No, not OUTSIDE! I wanna see a dog inside.

58. Is my penis still there? Good.

59. I peed.

60. I’m bored.

Repeat.

11 comments:

finallyMom@blogspot.com said...

HILARIOUIS!!!

Just Another Mom of Twins said...

PMPL! Is my penis still there...good!

That was a great giggle this morning...thank you!!

:)

Olusola said...

LOL. Too funny. I'm retweeting this once I figure out how

Miss Megan said...

HAHAHAHAHA!
I love the peas one! I like to throw these! LOL!
And the pants -on - off - on - off - on -off - too funny! =)

Dvr Dame said...

Ha ha! I think this list applies to some adults that I know.

Kristy said...

Just think, some people never grow out of it!

Shell said...

Sounds about right!

Kristen said...

A.M.E.N.

Holly Ann said...

Ok, I was literally laughing out loud the entire time I read this! So true!!

Andrea said...

Brilliant! Loved this!

Tasha said...

TOO! CUTE!! And get ready for the "where's my penis?" It NEVER ends!!!

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